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What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

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I can’t describe Ni No Kuni and make it sound bad uh

You play as some kid who speaks in 80s lingo neato and he gets his mom killed and travels to another universe with a plushy that has a welsh accent and all the shops have god awful puns

You play a pretty boy secret agent who shoots Spanish Rednecks.

You walk around in the desert looking for a poker chip.

you’re this sports guy who talks to a cat who goes around to clean areas and has a fight with his wife and child.

You’re a little kid (boy or girl?) walking through tall grass a lot because maybe you’ll find something or whatever. Also some dick thinks he’s better than you at walking around in grass and finding things.

You are some lost woman who is stuck on a planet collecting things until she can beat up the person who is in charge.

you make holes in the walls and go through them. also there are boxes and robots.

You’re a group of villagers and you carry around water pail so that you don’t die and wait a year until the trees make you more water.

You venture into space and the reapers pretty much kill everyone you grow to know and. love.

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